The fashion trend literally NO ONE asked for is here and men can now buy full length crochet onesies with zig-zag patterns.
Are you somebody who feels invisible? Do you want people to notice you and only YOU? Then, buy one of these crochet onesies and be a MAJOR head-turner this summer. Gone are the days of shorts and pants, the latest fashion for men is here and it is these multicolor, vibrant, and freshly designed onesies. While crochet isn't anything new and has been here for decades, for the first time ever, crochet onesies for men are in the market and people are actually buying them and loving them so much that most of the designs are out of stock!
Sold on Etsy by a seller called LordvonSchmitt, these onesies are made up of recycled Afghan blankets, making them totally environment-friendly. Handmade with yarn and love, each onesie is different and unique in its own way. "Part of our visual culture, crochet patterns evoke nostalgia, comfort, and warmth. Crochet pants are stretchy and comfortable, warm yet breathable, eye-catching and vivid. In the words of one satisfied customer, "they might be the best thing we ever owned!!" reads the seller's description of the product.
Available in multiple colors and patterns, some onesies even come with crochet frills for the wrists and legs, making them MORE eye catchy. With a price range from $247 to $348, you can bring home the comfiest clothing to ever exist for men. Get yourself one here. Or, if you prefer something more suitable for the upcoming summer, there are crochet shorts for men as well. With flowers, bright color patterns and even tassels on them, these shorts will make you real eye candy.
"These crochet shorts are tons of fun!!! Great for running, walking, dancing, or just wearing every day! These one-of-a-kind shorts can easily be worn by a man or a woman, great for festivals, after the slopes, or for morning yoga in the winter. These shorts are made from recycled vintage afghans blankets!! Please understand I make these out of recycled materials and not all color schemes are available at all times!! Each is a unique, inspired creation." Each piece of clothing is handmade and in case there's a particular design you're wishing for, you can place a custom order as well for just $68 here.
Or, if you are more of a denim guy but dig all things weird, say hello to the latest abomination in the name of 'fashion' - fake mud denim. Yes, just how the name suggests, the jeans have nasty mud splats all over it, making it appear as if you either slipped on a muddy road or you just don't have a concept of washing your clothes, ever. And, again, people are so in love with the idea that most of the sizes of the jeans are already OUT OF STOCK.
Sold by Nordstrom, the fake mud jeans is apparently supposed to give you a 'badass' look, "Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty." Just to put it here, the denim has been created by a 'luxury' brand called PRPS.
And, the same seller is selling a jacket as well. "Deep caked-on, baked-in muddy smears give you permission to get down and dirty from rodeo to a grungy rock show in this cotton denim jacket that embodies rugged Americana, from its classic pockets to every crinkled and bleached accent," the jacket is currently out of stock but you can get the jeans for $425. Yes, $425 that's not a typo and you're reading it right. Happy shopping!